
At these prices, you only get ONE PEACE of CRAP!

I don’t think the artist who made this logo ever ate at the Super Hit Taqueria. They make much better tacos than this ad intimates.

Does the rom have a view?

Dave’s not here.

He was always a rebel.

Run for your life!

Now, do you have to carry these horses on your back, or does this just mean they walk backwards?

The only air conditioned beach in Cozumel!


Taking pets for rides.

“Size big which everyone enough.” Enough said.

Halloween is that holiday with Christmas trees and holly, right?

Are these rubber tortillas like those joke rubber chickens?

With 5 bears you get aids

Come sad, come happy, come tired, come hung-over, come hungry, come to cry, come to have fun, come with your friends, come alone, come with your girlfriend, come with your friend’s girlfriend…


Caw Boy steaks. What the Caw Boys in Texas eat for dinner.

Don’t confuse this for a depilatory; you’ll have cats following you everywhere you go!

It’s windy enough to blow your socks off!





PROFECO…always on your side…

A view of inside my hotel room

Another view of same room.

Pet’s Shop. Pet owned and pet operated.

Remember, in an earthquake DO NOT LEAN ON THE WALLS!!!!




Lola, the Cozumel police dog.

Sun Rice, Sun Set

I think this is the wrong Chinese restaurant.

I think this is the wrong store!


I think we over shot the runway…

Turning left here is a no-no.

Somehow, the slogan just didn’t sound right.

Next year we hope to raise enough money to buy a flag for the parade and stop carrying just this stupid pole!


One of the reasons we have so little violent crime on our island!

…and even more reasons we don’t have much crime

I wonder if their recados taste like shoe-polish?


I know Pedro Joaquin Coldwell. This statue of him doesn’t look anything like him at all!

Not to be confused with the dive shop OUTSIDE on the beach.

The rental agency said it was a five passenger car, so shut up and let me shut the door!

Well, it sounds OK when you read it out loud…

100% PURE LIQUID OXYGEN in plastic dropper bottles on sale at a hardware store on Av. 30. Maybe NASA would be interested in how they squeeze it in there.

I can’t believe the Carabela marketing department actually named a motorcycle aimed at the Mexican market a “greaser.” This little beauty is for sale at Sam’s Club on Cozumel.


Confidence inspiring taxi. Yeah, I’ll climb aboard!


Don’t piss off the pasta! It’s had a bad hair day!

Yeah, I have trouble spelling Escabeche sometimes as well.

Nice graffiti.

Calle Loro, Merida
We don’t need no stinkin’ station wagon!

First, they loaded the double-seat baby carriage….

… then one of the two kids…

…then the other kid…

…then the mop and bucket…

… then mom…

…then pass the baby back…

… and away…

… now hold on everybody…

…we go!