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At these prices, you only get ONE PEACE of CRAP!
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I don’t think the artist who made this logo ever ate at the Super Hit Taqueria. They make much better tacos than this ad intimates.
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Does the rom have a view?
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Dave’s not here.
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He was always a rebel.
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Run for your life!
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Now, do you have to carry these horses on your back, or does this just mean they walk backwards?
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The only air conditioned beach in Cozumel!
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Taking pets for rides.
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“Size big which everyone enough.” Enough said.
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Halloween is that holiday with Christmas trees and holly, right?
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Are these rubber tortillas like those joke rubber chickens?
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With 5 bears you get aids
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Come sad, come happy, come tired, come hung-over, come hungry, come to cry, come to have fun, come with your friends, come alone, come with your girlfriend, come with your friend’s girlfriend…
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Caw Boy steaks. What the Caw Boys in Texas eat for dinner.
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Don’t confuse this for a depilatory; you’ll have cats following you everywhere you go!
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It’s windy enough to blow your socks off!
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PROFECO…always on your side…
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A view of inside my hotel room
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Another view of same room.
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Pet’s Shop. Pet owned and pet operated.
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Remember, in an earthquake DO NOT LEAN ON THE WALLS!!!!
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Lola, the Cozumel police dog.
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Sun Rice, Sun Set
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I think this is the wrong Chinese restaurant.
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I think this is the wrong store!
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I think we over shot the runway…
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Turning left here is a no-no.
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Somehow, the slogan just didn’t sound right.
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Next year we hope to raise enough money to buy a flag for the parade and stop carrying just this stupid pole!
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One of the reasons we have so little violent crime on our island!
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…and even more reasons we don’t have much crime
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I wonder if their recados taste like shoe-polish?
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I know Pedro Joaquin Coldwell. This statue of him doesn’t look anything like him at all!
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Not to be confused with the dive shop OUTSIDE on the beach.
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The rental agency said it was a five passenger car, so shut up and let me shut the door!
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Well, it sounds OK when you read it out loud…
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100% PURE LIQUID OXYGEN in plastic dropper bottles on sale at a hardware store on Av. 30. Maybe NASA would be interested in how they squeeze it in there.
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I can’t believe the Carabela marketing department actually named a motorcycle aimed at the Mexican market a “greaser.” This little beauty is for sale at Sam’s Club on Cozumel.
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Confidence inspiring taxi. Yeah, I’ll climb aboard!
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Don’t piss off the pasta! It’s had a bad hair day!
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Yeah, I have trouble spelling Escabeche sometimes as well.
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Nice graffiti.
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Calle Loro, Merida
We don’t need no stinkin’ station wagon!
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First, they loaded the double-seat baby carriage….
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… then one of the two kids…
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…then the other kid…
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…then the mop and bucket…
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… then mom…
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…then pass the baby back…
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… and away…
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… now hold on everybody…
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…we go!